Gerard Depardieu has appeared on television to provide an explanation for why he urinated onto the ground on a flight to Dublin, and it might finally end up being our favorite interview of the year. Depardieu appeared on Anderson Cooper’s CNN show to inform his side of a up to date news story which painted him as a drunk who openly urinated onto the ground of the plane in front of his fellow passengers. Gerard explained he had asked to visit the toilet, however the stewardess had blocked his path. Because he was so desperate, Depardieu attempted to urinate right into a bottle. "I’m not a monster, I’m only a man who desires to pee," he said. Sadly, a few of it accidentally spilled onto the ground. But Mr Depardieu had an evidence for that, too. "The bottle was too small. I’M an elephant." But don’t just examine it – we beg you to look at the entire video below, mainly because it will make you openly weep with laughter. Depardieu’s impression of an amateur journalist is especially hilarious but, let’s accept it, this 5-minute interview is funnier than most 90-minute comedies. Mr. Depardieu, you’re a legend, sir.